India’s perkytweets: ‘Lawyer ban gaya Donor’ starring AMS

Breaking: AMS (You know who) will be starring in the sequel of Vicky Donor. The movie is tentatively titled ‘Lawyer ban gaya Donor’ :) #fakingnews. Taking forward the humour thanks to AMS and Vicky Donor, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile.

 

“Takiye se samosa nikaal yaar” ~Anna Hazare #unknownquotes

— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) April 22, 2012

 

Ganguly is the new brand ambassador for Havells switches?

— VNS (@degree_kaapi) April 21, 2012

Matthews gets the wicket. But so that it does not count for Dada. Conspiracy. I want my own newspaper.

— greatbong (@greatbong) April 21, 2012

Well bowled dada! U need to put gel next time you take a wicket ! #ipl

— yuvraj singh (@YUVSTRONG12) April 21, 2012

Bangalore is so Americanised that part of Richmond Road drives on the wrong side of the road

— Nitin Pai (@acorn) April 21, 2012

A M Singhvi is a man of many talents. Usually he puts his foot in his mouth. At other times, He holds his Shirt in his mouth.

— Amit (@amsrjn) April 21, 2012

If you donate some money to Wikipedia, will you also be called Wiki Donor?

— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) April 20, 2012

Will Abhishek Manu Singhvi make it to Big Boss this year ? #AMS

— feluda (@feluda) April 20, 2012

Just saw in a resume :- “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” #LOL #HR@_imonlyindian

— Vivek Mishra (@iVivekHr) April 20, 2012

Why does Kunal Khemu look like the guy who brings new cylinders to your house on a cycle?

— Roshni (@DhinchakChokri) April 20, 2012

Burning Desire -When u discover that the Vaseline u applied before sex in the dark was actually Zandu balm.

— Amit Sharma (@DesolateCranium) April 19, 2012

Those MLAs in Karnataka and Gujarat were watching Abhishek Singhvi!

Subramanian Swamy (@Swamy39) April 19, 2012

They should play one Ashish Nehra dentistry benefit match. Quickly.

— Suo Motu™ (@suo_motu) April 19, 2012

A request – Please don’t raise very obvious questions. Thanks. RT@sardesairajdeep …Is Mumbai’s train system creaking?

— Amit Paranjape (@aparanjape) April 19, 2012

Lalit modi live tweeting abt Ipl is like spkng to colleagues how good was ur paycheck @ the old off

— The Artist (@prash_prince) April 16, 2012

Can’t get over this at all “Marol is the Andheri East of Andheri East” Hahahahaha :D

— Shilpa Rao (@shilparao11) April 18, 2012

The news is dat the mango of Slice ad has become Katrina’s best friend these days

— I Live Ranbir (@TheBarfigirl) April 18, 2012

BTW, If Arnab Gozwami marriez Dolly Bindra, their child would be ze most advanzed sound system the universe will ever see, noe? #Yuss

— S S Sodhi (@SimpooSir) April 18, 2012

(courtesy: BlogAdda)

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